第11章 Coup

Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. Straight-faced, the driver leaned toward the door and asked,"Going to the nudist colony, sir?"

"Oh, no. "replied the would-be passenger and retreated quickly.

"Works every time."the driver said with a wink.

妙招

在瓦胡岛上度假时，我们坐在旅游车里等候掉队者。一个人明显不是我们一伙的，走近旅游车，准备上去。司机拉长了脸，向车门靠过去，问道：“先生，是去天体营吗？”

“噢，不是。”想乘车的那个人答道，然后落荒而逃。

“每次都管用。”司机眨了眨眼说。